Bush Attacks Own Intelligence in Iraq, Causes Civil War
Bush Attacks Own Intelligence in Iraq, Causes Civil War
The war in Iraq has become a “cause célèbre” for Islamic militants, “breeding a deep resentment” of the United States in the Muslim world, according to declassified excerpts from a major intelligence report.
“The Iraqi jihad is shaping a new generation of terrorist leaders and operatives; perceived jihadist success there would inspire more fighters to continue the struggle elsewhere,” the excerpts said.
Vice president Bush suffered a violent reaction to his own intelligence in Iraq, causing “confusion,” or as the rest of the world calls it, “civil war.” In a boldly honest move, Bush had the controversial report declassified as intelligence, citing, “The National Intelligence Estimate is just an estimate, and more often than not I have to live with almost immeasurably small quantities of intelligence. Not reading stuff definitely leads to confusion; trust me, I know. I’ve read most of the three pages of excerpts from the full document, a freakin’ novel at 30 pages. Now, I am less confused than I’ve ever been. Democrats want to ‘de-class-ify’ everything, as if we were talking about some class war here. This is about the permanent war on Islamo-fascism. The American people will now be able to judge if there is any class at all in what we are doing, and I think not!”
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