Bush Declares Iraq War Will One Day Look Like a Coma
Bush Declares Iraq War Will One Day Look Like a Coma
CNN aired an interview with President Bush in which he declared that one day the Iraq war will look like “just a comma.” The National Intelligence Estimate declared that the war in Iraq has increased Islamic radicalism, worsening the overall terror threat, cutting at the heart of the White House defense of its strategy. The assessment “should put the final nail in the coffin for President Bush’s phony argument about the Iraq war,” Senator Edward M. Kennedy (D-MA) said in a statement. Senator Arlen Specter (R-PA) said that “my feeling is the war in Iraq has intensified Islamic fundamentalism and radicalism.” But the Senate majority leader, Billl Frist, said “we are going to be fighting this battle, this war overseas, or it’s going to be right here in this country.”
Vice president Bush put the controversy to rest when he corrected his statement, “After a good night’s sleep and reflecting on my presidency, what I meant to say was that one day the Iraq war will look like just a coma.”
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