Bush Lauds NATO Casualties Hitting 5-Year High in Afghanistan
Bush Lauds NATO Casualties Hitting 5-Year High in Afghanistan
The North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) pl
eas for more soldiers and equipment to fight resurgent Taliban insurgents as NATO’s forces are suffering the highest casualty rates of the nearly five-year-long conflict in Afghanistan, and as European governments are feeling stretched by the demands for troops there and in Iraq, Lebanon, the Balkans and in several African countries. Vice president Bush, lauded the progress, “This just proves how desperate the Taliban are. In a mere five years, we’ve moved past the illusion of swift victory into a long-term acceptance of unnecessary and growing deaths among Allied forces. While death reigns supreme in Afghanistan, our resolve is literally untouched. I’ve certainly learned that I can’t rely on intelligence to resolve military matters. We’ll slug it out no matter what the facts are on the ground. And until we’ve achieved whatever objectives are that we want to achieve, we will continue working to achieve our objectives.”
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